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—–I AM THE COOLEST OF THE COOL. I’M SO COOL I MONOPOLIZE THE WORLD OF COOLNESS. I’M SO COOL I’M HOT. Clearly, I’m totally the latter. Clearly.—–
Today I bring you…COOLNESS
I Bring you shocking tips on how to be cool. These tips are cooler than the cool tips on how to be cool on Wiki (I know, I was just as surprised as you were when I researched cool, and discovered three steps on how to be cool. That’s pretty cool, right?). In fact, you’ll be so cool after this global warming will no longer be a problem. So get ready to be…
- All cool people have social media. And if it’s all so confusing, here’s a little image that breaks down why you need to have to be part of every single social media.
Okay, that being said, step two, is to say really cool things. Like…THAT YOU ARE AGAINST BULLYING.
EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVE TOTALLY BULLIED OTHER PEOPLE BY IGNORING THEM OR CRACKING JOKES ABOUT THEM.
THE PRESSURE OF BEING COOL IS TOO TENSE. I FEEL I AM GOING CRAZY.
I CAN NO LONGER BE COOL….I MUST…BE HOT-NO. MUST FOCUS ON COOL. WILL.BE.COOL.
3. Wear Forever Twenty-One, and all those brands that people call super cheap but you can’t actually afford because you can barely buy the four dollar knock off from some store that’s going out of style. (No but really, I’m not dishing those brands, they do have some great clothes, and some great deals, but…I burn my money on things like the Sims 4, and online shopping items I could go without).
I am really broke right now.
EXCEPT THESE THREE CENTS WHICH I WILL CHERISH WITH MY LIFE
Take lots of selfies
Like, a whole lotta selfies.
Here’s a picture of me walking to my bedroom.
Here’s a selfie of me entering my bedroom.
Here’s a selfie of-OH.
IGNORE THAT ONE.
LET’S JUST DELETE THAT SELFIE.
5. JUST FORGET ABOUT COOL AND BE A LOSER.
But not a bumb, or a bad type of loser.
JOIN FORCES WITH ME TO BECOME….
Because why be made of ice, when you can be lava and burn everyone you see, including yourself and be forever alone and mad at yourself burning everyone.
so alone right now.
so very small and alone.
So that’s all I have for you today guys, and remember, don’t be cool, dude, BE A DIFFERENT KIND OF DYNAMITE (you should have known a song reference was coming. Thank you Thousand Foot Krutch for inspiration up the wa-zoo).
Feel the ground shake
I came to set it off
To kick in these windows and these doors
Like a rebel with no pause
Ignite it like a boss
When it’s on
I stand tall like King Kong
If you want me you’ll find me in the eye of the storm
-Different Kind of Dynamite, Thousand Foot Krutch
Peace and Hershey’s,
Also, please take time to pray for, and think about the victims and families of the shooting in Vegas, this is a very serious moment for us all, and it’s great to help in every way possible, even if it’s a quick prayer.