Hey guys, HaziWords here bringing you your-no, I keep trying to go back to my old introduction.
Heaven help us all I’m a bit uncreative in those terms *bangs head on desk*.
Anywho (yes, indeed, to stray away from anyway, I’m going to anywho-the change, right?!), studying has always been a bit difficult for me, and honestly, I really struggle at being motivated for it, and when I am, it’s watching a video on someone studying or talking about studying problems-when I’m not at home and my schoolwork is. (Online home school problems).
So, anyhow, I give you the different stages of studying.
1. Getting started.
The motivation I got, it’s on a whole different level, I treat these lines like court dates, I don’t want to settle.-NF/Motivated
For like, twenty minutes, I’m so determined that determined doesn’t describe me.
For twenty minutes, I got my music, my gum, my ten different colored pens. For twenty minutes, I’m Rory Gilmore reading a book.
2. Maybe I should just check my emails.
Even though I checked them before I got started.
Come to think about it, I should probably check my hangouts.
And the news. For all we know, the world could he coming to an end, and I didn’t know.
Huh, I should see- hey a new wattpad story!
Maybe I should write my own story.
I mean, thirty minutes won’t kill me. Infact, they say it will help improve my writing skills.
Oh crud! Two hours have passed?!
Right, back to studying.
But now I’m out of water, and I’m hungry.
Should I make ramen for lunch, or just grab some Cheezits…
Right, so let’s see…what the hex?! Why do I have questions about beach sand and desert sand?!
This is what I have to learn in school?!
Man, I could learn more watching The Princess Bride.
I wonder what different Egypt myths they have.
Maybe I could write a story based off of it.
*Somehow answers all ten questions whilst plotting a whole story.*
4. OH SUGAR COOKIES
Don’t keep that answer.
I was wrong.
Forget about it.
Oh sugar cookies.
I’m a failure.
My world is coming to an end.
This is it.
How will I make it into college?!
I’ll never make it.
You know what
Sugar cookie this.
Sugar cookie all of you.
Who wrote this?!
Are they even qualified to write courses.
You know what
I don’t need school anyway.
*Takes test again, studies, somehow, but the miracle of God, passess.*
Well I knew I could do this.
I’ll take the world by storm.
I’ve got the power.
I’ve got-oh sugar cookies.
The ever-going girl,