I have plans, people, Plans.
I have dreams and aspirations.
I knew you before creation.
Sorry, everytime I say aspirations, the words from Toby Mac’s “Irene” gets stuck in my head.
But besides that, I have plans for November, big ones, actually.
1. Start a YouTube Channel
To channel my inner Gamer Girl.
So I can show just how much of a noob I am after all.
This means that I have to…
2. Purchase editing software, a mic, camera, and an eye of newt. (Halloween was last week, sorry).
3. Finishing Writing RTR
One of my stories needs to be completed for editing and publishing, so I must, I must, I must complete my…Book. (Almost gave an awkward Judy Blume reference just then).
4. Do all the college things.
All of the college-thingys. Like, you know preparing to retake the SATs (I am pretty certain my score wasn’t great on the SATs, considering, my math isn’t as strong, and like I said, I’m kinda a high strung ambitious stick in the mud, and anxiety kicked in, and…I was a little too “shoot for the moon”), applying for student aid, and signing up for local college courses.
5. Finishing Shaggy’s story
If you didn’t know, and didn’t read my last post, I talked about writing up all the stories of my brothers Guinea Pig, and publishing it. Cheesy? No, because they are very close to true (SOMEBODY over embellishes a little too much).
6. Clean and Organize my room.
I am a pig.
I eat everything, and make big messes.
I just don’t eat my messes.
Or clean them, and it’s become a problem.
7. Pick out a dress for my favorite self-sacrificial time of the year.
It’s a dance for homeschoolers, and don’t get me wrong, for whatever stupid reason, I have gone every year for the past three years, and put on half my weight eating the food and being miserable, but the simple fact remains, I need a dress so I can look 5/10 compared to how I usually look the other 364-ish days a year.
I’m really a downer about this dance. It might be years of bitter resentment about the lack of break dancing that goes on.
It’s all folk dances.
You seriously can’t tell me that if Jane Austin was around, she wouldn’t be trying to do something out of the ordinary, like pulling a little bit of Lindsey Sterling.
8. Paint my room
I’m like my mother in so many ways. My goal is to paint my room next week.
MOST people, plan.
I’m not, I’m going to get the paint, paint my room, and if I get paint on the floor, well, it was a boring wood color anywhozzles.
9. Get in 15 hours of Driving.
I have nothing clever to say here.
Other then-GOSH DANG IT STUPID MIDNIGHT MOTORCYCLE RACERS ON THE STUPID SUGAR-COOKYING INTERSTATE, I’M TRYING TO WRITE HERE, NOT PLAN MURDERS.
I mean brain washings. I don’t murder.
I get upset when I kill a fly.
10. Purchase my parents Christmas gifts.
Because I’m a responsible adult-ish person, who has a job, and is doing adult-ish things, like considering a subscription to the YMCA (employee discount through work).
And that concludes A month-in-the-plans of Hazi.
Remember to live your life like the ginchy story that it is!