I took a nap yesterday and I’m just now feeling like my normal self, so if that doesn’t explain why I don’t take naps, I don’t know what will.
WELL HELLO THERE.
That was aggressive, but also completely besides the point.
It ’tis I, the great Hazi, the writing QUEEN, here to give you your dream series, the series we’ve all wanted, but never had.
All in one neat 2 month (technically it’s Seven Weeks of Tips, not Eight, but let’s roll with it), package.
Now of course, you might be wondering, what’s the series going to cover? Is this like those church series that Pastor’s have? Am I going to have to bring a notebook? Should I chug caffeine? Should I bring bandages because you’re going to say things that hurt?
Except maybe caffeine, I mean, if you need caffeine, I guess? Weirdly enough they have these caffeine chocolate bars at my college campus, and I don’t know how to feel about them.
*Sip Diet Aspartame*
This series is for all of you out there struggling with how to start a story, when you want to start one, but those characters won’t flow, the story line won’t mold, or those thoughts that won’t make since. It’s for the insomniacs who want something to think about besides how exhausted they are (been there). It’s for the writers who have finished novels and are working on there next, and most of all, it’s for me.
Because let me tell you, writing a book from scratch is not easy.
So, what will this series boot camp provide?
Writing Drills (It’s now a thing)
Reading and Writing Assignments
Rhetorical Questions (That you have to answer in your head)
Sarcasm (Because it wouldn’t be my type of series without it).
Are you ready?
Now, for an overview.
Now it’s occurred to me a calendar set up might work, but I’ve also come to realize that I don’t actually know how to make those, and these posts go up weekly on Tuesdays (with the exception of Today-Wednesday, because of my nap yesterday).
So, enjoy this super-aesthetic bulletin schedule I’ve put together.
What you will need:
Your Favorite Pen (If you don’t have one-get one, treasure it, yell at others for touching it, clean it, loose it, cry about loosing it, find a new favorite pen.)
A Notebook (But not a pretty one, because if you’re like me, your dedication won’t stick).
A Determined Attitude
Are you ready? Because these next few weeks are going to be quiet the journey, and I’m going to need your best work!
Stay Ginchy, Get Rest, and be ready to shine.