When Your a Fandomer

Last weeks post was about when your friends are Fandomers.
This week, the tables have turned.
You’re entering the twilight zone in peaks unimaginable.
Welcome to the Dark Shadows.
Welcome to our Blue Box.
Welcom to our strange abilities.
Meet our half-cyborg princess.
Introducing everyones favorite wizard.
Enjoy our jokes.
Enjoy our pranks, our referances, and most of all…
Welcome, good friend, to the dark side.
1. Your social life involves characters from your fandom.
You know, Harry, Hermoine, Percy, Annabeth, Cinder, Iko, Clara (I still am depressed at how they wrote her off), and a miriad of other characters that, for some odd reason, other people don’t know as well as you do.
2. You don’t remember what the sun looks like.
Mainly because you’ve been traveling around in space.
And saving the world.
At night.
Because your a vampire.
3. Nobody actually understands you.
This isn’t a clique teenage line, my friend. No body unsterstands us fandomers.
“Seriously, it’s concerning how obessive you get.”
“Hey! This is comming from the person that flipped out when your car broke down. I lost someone close to me! GOSH! NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME!”
*storms through house*
*slams bedroom door accidently*
*Reshuts the door more softly in fear of meeting mothers wrath*
*Flops on bed, curls up under covers*
*Cries hysterically*
4. Your bedroom resembles Lane Kims closet in the first few seasons of Gilmore girls.
Very hip, very cool,
very
very
obessive about your OTP.
5. Fanfiction is your reality.
As a fandomer, fanfiction is going to most certainately be your reality, whether it be your own incredible works, or the disturbing works of others (okay, at what point did Amazing Spiez, my favorite childhood cartoon become rated R?), it’s your life, and once again, no one seems to understand that.
6. No body understands the excitement of finding someone in the same group.
Someone finally understands you.
After years of soul searching, some one finally understands you.
They don’t get creeped out when you talk about your relationships with your alternate reality characters.
They advice it.
In fact, they probably wrote themselves into the alternate reality, they’re the spunky side kick, and wing-person.
7. Your responce to rerlationship questions are a little less than average.
Well, okay, if someone was to slap a normal happy couple, beside you, it wouldn’t be normal, but what you say? Nine times out of ten, the author has killed off your better half, or at least turned them evil.
(Unless your clever like me, and you developed a crush on the cartoon version of Peter Parker, mainly due to his wittiness-the new one, whilst an unpopular oppinion, was incredibly nieve, which was disapointing).
And while there are hundreds of things when it comes to being a fandomer, the key one, is really, that, in the end, you’ll still die happy, which is more to be said than all the normies around us.
So that’s all that I have for this post! I hope ya’ll enjoyed it! Are you a fandomer? What are your biggest flaws with being a fandomer? What are the biggest perks?
Stay Ginchy!
HaziWords

When your Friends a Fandomer

Clearly people underestimate the painful realities of having friends in a fandom. On occassion, it’s akin to stepping on legos covered in hot wax, nails, lemon juice, apple cider vinegar, and cat claws.
It’s painful, dangerous, and one rough road to travel-now I’m not saying it’s all flaws, but what I’m saying, is here’s what it’s like to have fangirl/fanboy friends.
1. Their’s no off button. Non stop. All Day. Every day. Like your love for breathing, is their love for Percy Jackson. Stopping them is lethal, and impossible. Fatallities have been reported. No one has lived to tell the tale of trying to stop someone part of a fandom.
2. Having a normal conversation with them is IMPOSSIBLE.
“Hey, you know, I’m just feeling kinda cruddy today. My pet died and-”
“I can’t believe he’s dead.”
“I know, it just happened so fast.”
“I was in love with him.”
“I-I’m sorry?”
3. Crushing is not normal.
At all.
Ever.
For whatever reason, if you’re friend has a crush on one of their favorite characters, you’re going to have to be a good friend, and help them through this lengthy mourning process. Because, let’s face it, their favorite character is either taken, or dies. From there on out, they will never be able to lead a normal life.
4. Shipping.
It’s not matchmaking-it’s creepier.
And if your friend is part of a fandom, then it’s in their DNA.
And unfortunately, this does not resort only in their world, but rather, in everyone’s world. Including you and the person you hate.
—–CURSE YOU ROMANCE STORIES. YOU HAVE CREATED MONSTERS.———-
5. The Referances.
They.Never.Ever.End.
Ever.At.All.
I’m not going to ellaborate.
You’ll know.
6. Buying Presents is easier.
Slightly.
Because they may or may not have the Huffle Puff Mug, but you don’t know, because when you enter their room, you can’t find your way around. Not that they won’t love it anyway, not because of you’re their friend, or the thought that counts, but the meere factor that it goes into their collection.
7. Disagreeing is deadly.
Never disagree with a Fandom Member.
They don’t have friendly sparing matches, they attack.
They are secretly Trojan War Horses.
Be careful who you let in.
8. You are going to see the movie or show, or read the books at least one point, because you need them to stop bugging you.
Good luck with that.
Because one episode will lead to another.
And another.
And another.
And another.
And what can I say that you’ve either become intoxicated,
Or
Welcome to the Dark Side.
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Okay! So is this true? Any fandom friends? Are you a fandomer?
I’m not as hard core as some, but let’s just say…
If Stalking Jack the Ripper has a fan club, I’m in.
Stay Ginchy,
HaziWords